Zubayeth Syed

Player Note:

Zubbie has been a baller since I’ve known him in HS. Probably underrated. Is known for not passing but he makes up for it, well kinda. The kinda part is when he shoots the ball in an impossible situation and somehow makes it. 

Recap Written by Ai: 

A 2.0 passing score so catastrophic it deserves its own press conference. Intangibles at 3.8, which is not a locker room cancer but is certainly not a locker room cure. And zero championships, which is the only result that makes complete, total, unambiguous sense when you look at this sheet and realize the most distinctive thing about this player is that nothing about them is distinctive at all.