Michael Harris

Player Note:

It was great seeing you back in the tournament last year after your long break. At least you had good teammates last year. Thanks for coming back, rooting for you to get a championship. 

Recap Written by Ai: 

Zero championships. Not a runner-up. Not a "we ran into a dynasty" excuse. Nothing. His mid-range is the worst thing on this sheet and he still pulls it out in the fourth quarter like he's earned the right. He hasn't. His ball handling suggests he learned the crossover from a YouTube tutorial and stopped at minute three. Decade in the league, a career of "he's solid" and "great in the locker room," and when they carve his legacy into the history books there will simply be a blank page with decent rebounding numbers and the faint smell of a contract option that was not picked up. Intangibles of 4 out of 5, zero rings — the basketball equivalent of being a great study partner who still failed the class.