Dominic Scarangelli

Player Note:

Former Navy. Former Baller. Former Unstoppable left hook. Former Former Former. You get the point. One of the original OGs. Nice to see you in the tourney again. 

Recap Written by Ai: 

Four categories rated 1.3 out of 5, including intangibles — meaning this is a man who cannot shoot, cannot dribble, cannot pass, cannot rebound, cannot defend at any meaningful level, and is also, on top of all of it, genuinely unpleasant to be around. There is nothing left. Previous players in this series had a thing — a green bar, a redeeming trait, a reason a coach pointed at them during a film session for any positive purpose whatsoever. This card has a 4.3 interior defense rating standing completely alone in a barren wasteland of red bars like a single dying tree after a wildfire. He is not a basketball player who has weaknesses. He is a collection of weaknesses that was handed a basketball and told to figure it out. He did not figure it out. The locker room knows it. The coaches know it. The fans who occasionally glanced at the bench and squinted know it. Zero rings. The lowest intangibles ever recorded here. The lowest passing. The lowest ball handling. The lowest rebounding. A man who played professional basketball and left the sport measurably worse for having tried. An all-time achievement in the complete and total absence of basketball.