Robert Bizzaro

Player Note:

You said it was okay to use your name in our tourney. Its not like anyone on the internet can search you up. You can be very good at scoring, when you are not, trolling, I guess. The funniest moment that I can recall is when Ian had beef with you due to your non hustling nature. The most annoying is your dumb feud with Zubbie that lead both of you to be dismissed from. You say you are criminally underrated, well how about hustling some more. 

Recap Written by Ai: 

Based on the 2.8 perimeter defense and 3.5 interior defense, he did not win it — he survived it while someone else's teammates dragged him across the finish line. That ring is not his; it belongs to whoever spent the entire playoffs hiding him on the weakest offensive player on every opposing roster. His intangibles are a 2.3 — the lowest recorded in this entire series — meaning he scored his points, jogged back on defense, gave up an easy basket, and then was reportedly not that fun about it in the locker room either. He is a black hole on one end and a contributor on the other, which is the exact profile of a player great teams reluctantly tolerate and good teams cannot afford. One ring, won in spite of him. A 7.3 inside scorer with a 2.8 perimeter defense rating, which means for every bucket he made someone else gave one right back. The math does not work out in his favor. It never did. The ring is real. The credit is not.