Ifteker Bhuiyan

Player Note:

Iffy, we met back in some class in highschool, didn't even know you balled. It wasn't until a few years later, I saw you at the courts with Zubbie. You are somewhat vertically challeneged but that doesn't matter when it comes to shooting. You are very good when you are on but not so much when you are off. Kinda streaky. 

Recap Written by Ai: 

A stat sheet so symmetrically mediocre it looks like it was generated by a randomizer set to "adequate." Every single number on this card is within sniffing distance of 60% — not one breakout skill, not one glaring weakness, just an unbroken horizon of fine stretching to the edge of the earth. His interior defense is his worst attribute at 5.5, which is somehow still not alarming enough for anyone to do anything about. He is the human equivalent of leaving the game on in the background. Decades from now, when someone pulls up the all-time rosters, they will see his name, squint slightly, and say "huh, yeah, I think I remember him" — and that is his entire legacy. Four out of five on intangibles. Zero out of one on the only stat that actually matters.