Mohammed Fuad

Player Note:

Hello Faud. Thanks for being a fierce competitor and ball knowledge knower. Sheer will to outcompete these chumps playing is why you should be ranked higher. I THINK CO-COMMISSIONER SPALDING IS IN LOVE WITH YOU ;)

Recap Written by Ai: 

An inside scoring rate below 50% on a ten-point scale, which means the paint is not his friend, his enemy, or even his acquaintance — it is simply a place where bad things happen to him regularly. His ball handling at 2.3 is the lowest number to appear across all four of these bios, a historic achievement in the wrong direction. Opposing defenses do not game-plan for him; they simply remind each other to let him dribble. His best attribute on offense is a 5.8 three-point rating that does not scare anyone, on a team that has won exactly zero championships, in a career that will be summarized in a single bullet point on a Wikipedia page that nobody visits. The intangibles are a 3.5 — he is not even especially beloved. He is warm. He is present. He is, by every measurable standard, the basketball equivalent of a participation ribbon that somehow cashed thirteen years of paychecks without ever troubling the trophy case once.