Deputy Commissioner Gabrielle

Player Bio:

Deputy Commissioner Gabrielle is like 6 foot tall but always complains about having players with no height. I actually have seen him shoot the ball and my mental health is stable as long as he banks it in. Besides that, an all around carry who is willing to dive for them balls. If he wants to get applesauce, you might need to call a search and rescue team to find him. Good luck stopping his drives to the paint. 

Recap Written by Ai: 

Coach on Deputy Commissioner Gabrielle's play, "Do we use him in the post? Absolutely, we've seen opposing centers cry. Do we want him on the perimeter? No, we light a candle and pray every time he thinks about shooting it. We call our mothers. Two of our assistants have started journaling after witnessing it live. Called the team lawyers. Starting the process to sign NDAs for all fans in attendance."