Alex Vasu 

Player Bio:

Top rated player every time he plays. The only thing that seems to stop him, is that championship. Maybe one (1) year you will find a capable 2nd player who compliments your playing style? Maybe this is your year since you will have 3.5 players on your team? Every Commissioner meeting, I want to help you out but as someone said, Goats don't need help. Carry long and thank you for playing. My the odds be in your favor. 

Recap Written by Ai: 

A 9.5 from three, 10 on defense, and you STILL couldn't close? Bron did it with Delonte West on the roster. Sit down. 

I thought these were funny, so here is another one: 10 out of 10 inside scoring. Perfect rebounding. Perfect intangibles. And somehow the only hardware in your house is an IKEA shelf.